Sunday, January 24, 2010

It Doesn't Make Them Biscuits

I get a lot of spam comments. I know they shouldn't bother me, but I really hate seeing spam comments on my blog. Since I can’t take care of blog business on a daily basis right now, I’ve been moderating comments on posts older than 4 days. I normally just hit the "Reject" button, but for some reason I opened this one. I'm glad I did because it made me laugh:

The author of has written an excellent article. You have made your point and there is not much to argue about. It is like the following universal truth that you can not argue with: Just because you put kittens in the doesn't make them biscuits. Thanks for the info.

“Just because you put kittens in the doesn't make them biscuits.” I'd never heard that before and it just cracked me up. Plus it reminds me of something a guy I once dated used to say: "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit." (Yes, my taste in men has improved, thank you very much.)

It starts out like one of the more common spam comments, but it doesn’t have the obligatory link to some crappy website that you’d be a fool to click on, so I published it. I just don't know what the hell it has to do with my post on knife wounds.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Posting the Secret Code

I wrote a cute little post explaining why I am doing this, but then I realized that maybe this is supposed to be a double secret code:


So don't ask me any questions about the double secret code. I'm pretty sure that if I told you, The Man would revoke my blogging license.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Age Analyzing My Blog


The AgeAnalyzer thinks is written by someone 36-50 years old.Is this correct?

Well, no, dang it, it's not correct. This reminds me of when I wanted to find out "What's My Blog Rated?" and I had to write about having sex on the beach just to get bumped up from a G-rating to a PG-13. I finally spiced it up to an R-rating.

I decided to do the blog rating thing again. Now I'm back to G-rated.

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