Sunday, October 31, 2010

3,2,1 Aww Heck

So much for my Halloween countdown. That's okay. I'll just throw all the Halloween crap on this one post. Y'all be careful out there.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Countdown to Halloween - Day 5

That looks like me -- after a Halloween party during my freshman year in college.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Countdown to Halloween - Day 6 - Scariest Costume Ever

FoxTrot by Bill Amend "For non-commercial websites, I’m generally okay with people reposting a strip now and then, so long as you include a link back to" Glad to do it.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Gummi Bear Train of Thought

1. I saw this video on "Movin' Meat".

2. While watching the Gummi Bear video, I thought about the cute Gummi Bear posters I saw a few years back.

3. Seeing the "where Gummi Bears come from" poster made me think of this.

4. In the car, on the way to CVS to buy a bag of Gummi Bears, I thought about what else I could buy at CVS so it didn't look like I was making a special trip just for Gummi Bears. So I also bought a bag of sour Gummi worms and some feminine hygiene products.

5. A little while later, I was thinking about how I wished I had remembered what happens when I eat too many Gummi products in one day.

6. When I felt a little better, I thought about how I might make this a blog post since I accidently posted my "Countdown to Halloween" post last night.

7. While writing this post, I'm thinking how it looks a little funny that I made a special trip to CVS for Gummi Bears after seeing pictures of Gummi Bears having sex.

8. Now I'm thinking I still feel a little barfy from eating all of those damn Gummi critters.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Countdown to Halloween - Day 7

I decided that if I was going to get back into blogging, I'd need a theme. Something original like, um, Countdown to Halloween!

Halloween always reminds me of this religious family that lived down the street from us when I was growing up. There were five children in the family, and they were not allowed to participate in anything related to Halloween. They always wanted to eat my Halloween candy, but of course I didn't let them. There was no way I was going to Hell for feeding religious kids my Halloween candy. Their parents always brought "spicy" eggs to neighborhood gatherings. They were really deviled eggs, but we weren't supposed to call them that. It didn't really matter because when I was a kid, I thought deviled eggs sucked. Now I can eat a dozen of them in one sitting.

Countdown to Halloween -- Day 7

Sears has gone to the zombies. Check it out.

[Dammit! This was supposed to post at 6:00 a.m. on Monday. I guess that's what happens when you don't blog for three months. You forget how to do things. And when did Blogger start showing stats? What else have I been missing out on?]

Friday, October 15, 2010

Countdown to Halloween - Day 5

That looks like me -- after a Halloween party during my freshman year in college.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Three Months!

You know, I write blog posts in my head all of the time. I just can't seem to sit my ass down in front of my computer and write them out.

And I write really great stuff in my head. Like my posts on "Suicidal Squirrels", and "How I Could Never Be a Doctor Because Sick People Irritate Me", and "Learn How to Drive You Stupid Bitch".

I may not be writing much right now, but I still keep up with all of y'all in my Google Reader.

Now a big public apology to Amanda. The one person I can always count on to leave a comment, and I wait TWO MONTHS before I publish her comment!!! Maybe I'm just jealous because you are so disciplined and have lost all that weight.

Hmm. I've forgotten how fun it is to write for my blog. I'll have to do this more often.