tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post1998507523464080737..comments2023-10-17T08:26:26.185-05:00Comments on Addicted to Medblogs: Fantasy Stock Market for BlogsMedblog Addicthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13040521269327418240noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-64321287732885530742007-05-28T08:56:00.000-05:002007-05-28T08:56:00.000-05:00I think that Blogshares is based on the number and...I think that Blogshares is based on the number and quality of incoming links, not traffic. More referrals from high value sites = more valuation for your blog. Weird game, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-54813494195076994542007-05-27T18:02:00.000-05:002007-05-27T18:02:00.000-05:00Funny, funny...I've actually heard the medical rec...Funny, funny...I've actually heard the medical receptionist/dick one before. And I've heard of the blogshares site. Not sure how but it showed up in my WP stats as a referral site. Erm...I'm not registered there? Whatever. I still don't understand the valadity of stats tracking...even with WP.<BR/><BR/>Take care,<BR/>PAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-20774640612243759652007-05-27T10:24:00.000-05:002007-05-27T10:24:00.000-05:00surgeons. what's the similarity between a surgeon ...surgeons. what's the similarity between a surgeon and a sperm cell? they both have about one in 5 million chance of being human one day.<BR/><BR/>then the definition af a sigmoidoscopy. a hollow pipe with an asshole at either end.Bongihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12918640034313468627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-13605694695053661662007-05-25T05:15:00.000-05:002007-05-25T05:15:00.000-05:00Thanks for the jokes. They are great.Thanks for the jokes. They are great.Medblog Addicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13040521269327418240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-64853673913081055762007-05-24T07:12:00.000-05:002007-05-24T07:12:00.000-05:00very funny. the dog joke has something to do with ...very funny. the dog joke has something to do with the general opinion of lawyers (present company excluded). one joke i love is:-<BR/>you walk into a room. there in front of you is osama bin laden, adolf hitler and a lawyer. you have a gun, but only two bullets. what do you do?? the answer, of course is you shoot the lawyer...twice.Bongihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12918640034313468627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-90644737454227352942007-05-24T02:49:00.000-05:002007-05-24T02:49:00.000-05:00They often ask at the doctor's office why you are ...They often ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is very embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. <BR/><BR/>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today??" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. <BR/><BR/>The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. <BR/><BR/>The receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." <BR/><BR/>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied.Runs With Scissorshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11967704960482514336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-21579419700718727992007-05-23T23:50:00.000-05:002007-05-23T23:50:00.000-05:00Now that made me laugh out loud. Thank you. It's ...Now that made me laugh out loud. Thank you. It's going to be Friday's Joke of the Day. BTW I love your current series of posts. I've been printing them out so I can give them a proper reading. I would have left a comment, but you know how it is...Medblog Addicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13040521269327418240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-92192218657128265912007-05-23T22:56:00.000-05:002007-05-23T22:56:00.000-05:00Guy's been feeling bad, goes to his doctor, who or...Guy's been feeling bad, goes to his doctor, who orders a bunch of tests. After time to get it all done, the guy is back in the doctor's office for the results. "Joe," the doc says, "I've found out the problem. Actually, it's two things, and it's not good." "Tell me, Doc." "You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's," says the doc. Joe says, "Well, at least it's not cancer."Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.com