tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post6206604732650574962..comments2023-10-17T08:26:26.185-05:00Comments on Addicted to Medblogs: The Embarrassing Gerbil QuestionMedblog Addicthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13040521269327418240noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-3079098361039193962007-09-20T10:45:00.000-05:002007-09-20T10:45:00.000-05:00"recto-philes" Ain't is just bad luck seeing a wor...<B>"recto-philes" </B><BR/><BR/>Ain't is just bad luck seeing a word like that?Lynn Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02958402288888144904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-91042458423395554462007-09-18T10:55:00.000-05:002007-09-18T10:55:00.000-05:00Oh, I've heard of such stories. Though, I haven't...Oh, I've heard of such stories. Though, I haven't seen a patient who tried it. Hmmm...that's one puzzling scenario.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-51641088324312877972007-09-17T18:24:00.000-05:002007-09-17T18:24:00.000-05:00Oh good gracious I'm about ROFL with some of these...Oh good gracious I'm about ROFL with some of these comments! Thanks for a great discussion at your blog.<BR/><BR/>Have a good day. :)<BR/>Zipperhead aka KeeshaZipperheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05680400883267736308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-14174434346393610872007-09-17T16:59:00.000-05:002007-09-17T16:59:00.000-05:00That's funny Mark - LOL!Except, I don't think you ...That's funny Mark - LOL!<BR/><BR/>Except, I don't think you can take a whizzie winkle. I think you have to "make" whizzie winkles. And I think whizzie winkles are the feminine version of urine. They sound kind of pretty and sparkley, don't they? Mine are. ;)<BR/><BR/>Anyway,I think we have to come up with a more m-a-n-l-e-y word. ;)You can take a whiz but ya can't take winkles or tinkles and I think whatever you take has to be a one syllable word. I'm just sayin.. ;)<BR/><BR/>Last month I did a post on something stupid I did at the urologists office and I talked about how every time you go to the uro docs office, it is a prerequisite that you will give a urine sample - the law actually. There is a metal door that you are supposed to leave the sample in and staff collects it from the other side. Every time I am always wanting to open the door at the same time and say, "Hi!" but I don't. Neighbor suggested I put a pretty bow on my cup of pretty whizzie winkles for them. Tempting thought but instead I am just smiling about it on my side of the door. :)<BR/><BR/>Sorry about all the whizzie winkle talk, it's on my mind because I am doing stuff with it again. :)<BR/><BR/>MA-I may come back to delete this.<BR/><BR/>Dr Shroom - I can see where that would have been a bit offputting! :)SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-46608443738617348272007-09-17T16:27:00.000-05:002007-09-17T16:27:00.000-05:00well DrShroom, you are the very first person who h...well DrShroom, you are the very first person who has ever provided an actual 'first person' account so I have to believe you. I guess it wouldn't surprise me that given the wide spread nature (multiple innuendo's intended) of these stories that someone, somewhere would actually want to try it. although I seriously doubt it is or was a common practice as was described.<BR/><BR/>BTW often times a patients consent is not required for a case report as long as there are no patient identifiers in the manuscript and it is approved by the IRB.<BR/><BR/>I leave you now cuz i have to go take a whizzie winkle out of my sea biscuit.<BR/><BR/>cheersmark's tailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08097539019772913051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-15234318751851787582007-09-17T13:16:00.000-05:002007-09-17T13:16:00.000-05:00That makes me wonder...do the docs have to call an...That makes me wonder...do the docs have to call anyone in the event that the animal died? Animal cruelty? <BR/><BR/>Hmmmmm......Doc's Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00132862073415528786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-38931360751038162412007-09-16T22:31:00.000-05:002007-09-16T22:31:00.000-05:00Haha! BRN-it cracks me up too. Yet another Scrubs ...Haha! BRN-it cracks me up too. Yet another Scrubs euphemism. :)Also to their credit: bajingo-vajina, sea Biscuit=urethra (that's my take on it because the chief said to Elliot because he knows she is repressed when it comes to using the actual words like vagina,etc., says to her, "Oh Dr Reed, Mrs (somebody?) is having pain every time she makes whizzie winkles out of her sea biscuit!" LOL!<BR/><BR/>My favorite words- whizzie winkles, bajingo, sea biscuit, schwing schwang,and from Grey's Anatomy- V-JJ for vagina Throckmorton and babbaganoush.<BR/><BR/>babbaganoush just a food but like the word. :)<BR/><BR/>Sorry Trenchy-recto-philes didn't make it. :)<BR/><BR/>Oh and I am SeaSpray-just playing around with a different blog for the heck of it but I don't know how long SnowLite is sticking around.<BR/><BR/>Gee MA-I may have sent you into more adult ratings. ;)SnowLitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10038130985826021865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-45659944955971080292007-09-16T20:13:00.000-05:002007-09-16T20:13:00.000-05:00Seaspray: You cracked me up with that term "schwi...Seaspray: You cracked me up with that term "schwing schwang"!!! I'm going to start using it, heh!Bo...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02136803397641401011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-51698358995391043692007-09-16T15:44:00.000-05:002007-09-16T15:44:00.000-05:00oops, "bring this up" is what I meant . . .oops, "bring this up" is what I meant . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-57397344760480118092007-09-16T10:34:00.000-05:002007-09-16T10:34:00.000-05:00I just want to know...is this all about the prosta...I just want to know...is this all about the prostate?SnowLitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10038130985826021865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-70843992565986170842007-09-16T10:31:00.000-05:002007-09-16T10:31:00.000-05:00Um, I had to bring the us but . . .When do we get ...Um, I had to bring the us but . . .<BR/><BR/>When do we get to meet MR. SEPTEMBER???<BR/><BR/>;o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-51175241207513396812007-09-15T23:19:00.000-05:002007-09-15T23:19:00.000-05:00PS - I couldn't get consent for a case report.PPS ...PS - I couldn't get consent for a case report.<BR/><BR/>PPS I also once treated a guy with a vibrator lodged in his rectum/sigmoid, who insisted on shouting "go on Doc! You can do it!" during the removal process... very offputting.Alex Stokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645998228285420107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-61244204363441349302007-09-15T23:16:00.000-05:002007-09-15T23:16:00.000-05:00I always thought there was a case in Salt Lake Cit...I always thought there was a case in Salt Lake City. I myself have seen one, for real, with my own eyes. Staright up. Fella was fine, gerbil was DOA, sadlyAlex Stokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645998228285420107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-86190697803863235182007-09-15T20:33:00.000-05:002007-09-15T20:33:00.000-05:00Well, I haven't seen near as much as everyone else...Well, I haven't seen near as much as everyone else here; mainly some vibrators and a can of hair mouse...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-30905083254031794262007-09-14T11:21:00.000-05:002007-09-14T11:21:00.000-05:00Hi there Charity Doc! Glad to know you are still a...Hi there Charity Doc! Glad to know you are still around. :)<BR/><BR/>Congrats on the free clinic!SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-49139257090562538242007-09-14T00:44:00.000-05:002007-09-14T00:44:00.000-05:00Hey, MA. Check your email. Xrays sent with story...Hey, MA. Check your email. Xrays sent with story. Let me know!<BR/><BR/>Hi Seaspray, Lynn, Trenchy, et al.<BR/><BR/>BTW, word verification for this comment ended in XXX. Yep! Triple X's. No, the email only contains xrays pics, nothing too graphic. But don't open it with children present, if you know what I mean.Charity Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04096425256928751601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-51756794096598040952007-09-13T20:10:00.000-05:002007-09-13T20:10:00.000-05:00Recto-philes Trenchy? LOL! That's like "Pupillate...Recto-philes Trenchy? LOL! That's like "Pupillated" over at Throckmorton's Other Signs blog which i have been enjoying greatly. :)<BR/><BR/>Oh and MA and Trenchy- YOU TWO HAVE TO KNOW that I AM CRACKING UP every time I start my comment with ...Throckmorton. I simply can't get past it. I don't think I ever will. :) As a matter of fact I am thinking of naming our next dog Throckmorton- male or female, just because I can. It will be my little secret chuckle every time I look at or think of the dog. It will be fun to watch the vet's reaction and people in the know. Or maybe vet's don't know? Well,a friend will know too. She still grins when we talk about going somewhere with a salad bar. :)<BR/><BR/>Barbie doll heads? How in the world does a big granny apple get up there???? Talk about causing a traffic jam up what should be a one way exit street! <BR/><BR/>I know..I admit it...I am naive about these things and I come back to ignorance is bliss.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of pins, a while back Dr Keagirl on Urostream did a post on Needle Dick because in a meth craze he shoved I think 16 or 23 needles up his schwing schwang that she got called in to remove.<BR/><BR/>Ms Ellisa that was a funny Scrub's episode!<BR/><BR/>Mark this doc left our hospital no later than 1990 or 91 and so he told me this before computers, etc. He was a very funny guy with a great sense of humor but he was serious when he was talking about this. I don't know...where there is smoke there is fire...OR where there are rectums...there are recto-philes? ;)<BR/><BR/>MA- I left you a response to your comment in riding the cotton pony regarding my mint "tingle" comment. ;)<BR/><BR/>Nice to see Charity Doc again! :)SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-41500384469403529312007-09-13T15:40:00.000-05:002007-09-13T15:40:00.000-05:00I'm so glad to learn that the gerbil legend is a h...I'm so glad to learn that the gerbil legend is a hoax. I always felt terrible for the poor gerbils.Mauigirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15529827915262851910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-6586176973956670232007-09-13T10:56:00.000-05:002007-09-13T10:56:00.000-05:00Yuk........Remember the "ass box" in scrubs?!Yuk........<BR/>Remember the "ass box" in scrubs?!Ms-Ellisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222338450219683633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-61490351876851359742007-09-13T09:50:00.000-05:002007-09-13T09:50:00.000-05:00MA - The bf has a post about this that I think you...MA - The bf has a post about this that I think you will really enjoy. :) Yes, it says "A Mother's Helping Hand." Warning, it's quite funny/gross/disturbing. :)<BR/><BR/><BR/>http://sarcasticallyyourz.blogspot.com/2007/05/mothers-helping-hand.htmlDoc's Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00132862073415528786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-29194401562692630342007-09-13T08:51:00.000-05:002007-09-13T08:51:00.000-05:00Yes Seaspray, and therein lies the problem. Being...Yes Seaspray, and therein lies the problem. Being in the medical field myself I have also heard heard the gerbil stories, from many people at many different institutions yet if you perform a PubMed search using 'rectal' and 'foreign bodies' you'll pull up 255 articles but no mention of gerbils. I myself have seen a variety of X-rays with foreign bodies were you wouldn't expect them, butt to date have never seen a case report or x-ray with a gerbil.<BR/>Yes, I am a skeptic, and I am still laughing at all the comments as I write this comment.<BR/>PS My apologies to ATM for misspelling my original commentmark's tailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08097539019772913051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-22356480178563205752007-09-13T08:42:00.000-05:002007-09-13T08:42:00.000-05:00ewwwwww.ewwwwww.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-52310474208284550212007-09-13T07:20:00.000-05:002007-09-13T07:20:00.000-05:00*note to self*Do NOT, under any circumstances, rea...<I>*note to self*<BR/>Do NOT, under any circumstances, read ATM's posts while eating breakfast.<BR/><BR/>This goes double for her comment thread.</I><BR/><BR/>That said, woman, I just sprayed food out my nose. ACK. Talk about foreign bodies... hehe.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775794907218052899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-11312146545997417802007-09-13T07:19:00.000-05:002007-09-13T07:19:00.000-05:00Most recto-philes are animal lovers but that IS on...Most recto-philes are animal lovers but that IS one of my favorite episodes of SouthPark.<BR/>I have seen beer bottles, beer cans, plenty of BOB's, a bottle of Brut cologne (it leaked), a Granny Smith apple (required a partial colectomy) a TV antenna, safety pins and most disturbing a dozen Barbie doll heads (not my case but I was asked to help)... those were the sane people... other more bizarre items were pulled from prisoners and mentally ill.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31725635.post-69468906287874759012007-09-13T00:23:00.000-05:002007-09-13T00:23:00.000-05:00Actually MA, years ago an ER Doc told me about see...Actually MA, years ago an ER Doc told me about seeing that very thing. I am not sure what you are talking about with Richard Gere but I am guessing you are talking gerbils up the rectum.<BR/><BR/>I had never heard of it until he told me about it but evidently they use a tube inserted in the rectum through which the gerbil is inserted. (didn't say exactly how) The guy ended up going to the OR because he was getting torn up or something like that. Poor gerbil- I'd certainly rip someone up if they did that to me.<BR/><BR/>Ignorance is bliss isn't it? :)SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.com