Thursday, January 03, 2008

Lawyer Joke Resolution

I've been told twice this year that "you must have gotten up on the wrong side of 2008." I don't even know what the hell that means, but I'm guessing these people think I've been a bitch for the last three days.

In an effort to improve my disposition, and avoid writing more posts wherein I call other bloggers "little shits," I have decided to start updating Lawyer Joke of the Day on a daily basis again (or whenever someone sends me a new joke).



credit: Charles Fincher

5 comments:

DisappearingJohn said...

The Pope and a lawyer die at the same moment. St. Peter meets them both at the gate, and says, "come in gentlemen, I'll show you to your rooms".

At the first door, St. Peter says, "Here is your room, lawyer" and opens the door to a lavishly appointed room, complete with jacuzzi, fountains, and a large, plush king-sized bed. The lawyer says "thank-you so much", and walks in.

At the second door, St. Peter says, "Your Holiness, here is your room", and opens the door, showing a sparse room, with only a cot...

The Pope says, "I don't mean to complain, but I have served the Lord every day of my life; why did the lawyer have such a lavish room, when all of my labors earned me only this small room?"

St Peter says, "Your Holiness, you are our 235th Pope... He was our first lawyer..."

jmb said...

OK, but I think you need to post it rather than put it in the sidebar so we can see when it appears.

You know I can't read the text through the exploding whatevers here.

Take pity on a poor old lady.

Medblog Addict said...

Thanks John. That's a great one. I wish it would fit on my sidebar. Happy New Year!

JMB-Are you saying that the fireworks are showing up on my sidebar. Now I'm really confused, because after you set me straight the last time, I started checking my blog through IE and Firefox. They looked fine to me. The fireworks are to the left of the post and aren't overlappig anything. Maybe its because I have a widescreen monitor?

SeaSpray said...

Hi...MA - they were also blocking the post for me too. I had to try to read in between the fireworks...but they were pretty. :)

jmb said...

Thank you for removing them. I'm sorry but they were right over the text in the body of the post with only about three lines not covered so you had to scroll down every three lines.
I'm glad that Seaspray had the same problem. I'm not crazy after all.

Gee no, new joke after all that.