The writer’s block continues. Dr. Dino has suggested I let the obnoxious lawyer bitch girl out to play on my blog. I love how that sounds. I am going to write about medblogs tomorrow. But today, here’s a glimpse into my glamorous, exciting work life:
This morning, Bookkeeper comes into work with a little sniffle and a tiny cough...
Partner: Oh BK, you’re sick. You are such a dedicated worker. But you should go home and take care of yourself. Be sure to call us if you need anything.
I drag my ass into work, nose red and running; a deep wet cough...
Partner: You’re late. Where’s that memo (legal research) I asked you for?
Me: Sorry. I took some cold medicine and overslept.
Partner: If you’re sick, stay in your office and keep the door closed.
AND TRY NOT TO BREATHE ON ANYONE.
I don’t know if it will work, but I plan on licking every piece of paper I hand to him today.