I thought maybe if I confess this on my anonymous blog, I will get it out of my system and stop cringing every time I think about what I did.
Last night I brought a file home so I could work on a letter that needed to be faxed to the client first thing this morning. The letter that was faxed this morning to our single, extremely handsome Banker Client included the following sentence:
If the panties opposing removal do not respond in a timely manner, . . . PARTIES. I meant PARTIES.
The “r” and the “n” are not even close to each other on the keyboard. How could I have typed panties? Aw, shit. My face is still red.
(sorry, I lost your comments when I took this post down the first time.)