Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Rejected Post #3 - No Lawyer Porn




[I was starting to get bored with my “rejected post” series but now that I’ve decided to publish my really bad posts, it’s starting to get fun. This one is just plain silly.]


Look, I admit that in some ways, I just fell off the turnip truck. It wasn’t until I started my blog that I discovered there was a “medical” porn niche. And I only realized that after receiving my 50th hit for “doktors fuking nurses”. After posting “Porn in Med School”, I began getting daily hits from people googling “med porn” or “medical porn”.

That got me to thinking (and googling) -- there is no lawyer porn:

"medical porn"


"lawyer porn"

Oh, there's probably something out there where people are "fuking" in a courtroom, but let's face it, no one's going to create an entire website devoted to naughty lawyers. No one wants to make a movie about lawyers "fuking". Lawyers are boring. So that is why I read medblogs and not blawgs.



I guess maybe the above-referenced lawyer-cum-porn star isn't that boring(sorry, couldn’t resist).

[After I wrote the original post, I found this deposition. Lawyer porn. But wouldn't you know it, there's a doctor in the video. BTW, since this is lawyer porn, it's probably safe for work unless your turn the volume up REAL loud. Hell, it's lawyers, it's probably even safe for Grandma.]



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