I'm Going to Mars!

It's a .gov so it looks legit.

This is your chance to go to Mars!
Fill in your information below and your name will be included with others on a microchip on the Mars Science Laboratory rover heading to Mars in 2011!

Ah, what the heck, they only asked for a name and zip code. It's not like the Martians could come get me and eat me up like the Kanamits.

Click here if you want to go to Mars.

Evil Sock Monkeys

The kids received Sock Monkeys for Christmas.

Nothing wrong with Sock Monkeys, right?

Socks are nice. Monkeys are nice.

Then why the hell do Sock Monkeys freak me out whenever I see one?

Those suckers are sleeping in the back of the closet tonight.